Have you ever felt like you had a good thing going before someone famous decided to give it an entirely new meaning altogether?  Believe it or not, it has happened to me but I will not be appearing on Oprah anytime soon.

Here is the story.  A few years ago I received a nice orange t-shirt from a family member as a gift, and it said something like “XXX Workwear” on it.  So I happily wore it around for a few months, and then Mr. Diesel starred in a movie called XXX.  Needless to say, everybody started to make comments when I wore the shirt, which isn’t bad or anything, but I felt the obligation to tell people, “I HAD THE SHIRT BEFORE XXX EXISTED!”

More recently I had a white custom t-shirt made that has black rings around the sleeves and collar and says “I Support Rabid Llamas” on the front.  My design even used a nice red font to stand out.  Now those of you familiar with the movie Napoleon Dynamite will know about the “Vote for Pedro” t-shirt.  Guess what?  I made the shirt before the movie was out!  When I wear my shirt I am guessing that people think I am copying the movie or something, which is far from the truth.

I am kind of amazed that this situation has happened to me twice in the last few years, and even more surprised that it has been over a t-shirt.  Oh well, let those darn movies ruin the meaning of my wardrobe.  At least we have all learned something from the movie XXX – you can deflect a missile with a serving platter!

7/21/2005 12:18:04 AM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00)        Indiscriminate Complaints

There seems to be a few different species of .zip file out there in the wild now.  I have run into problems decompressing some .zip archives recently and decided I should look into the problem further.  According to one article from the September 2003 PCWorld, http://www.pcworld.com/news/article/0,aid,111772,00.asp, the problem with incompatibility typically comes from proprietary encryption schemes being used.  Even implementations of the AES encryption scheme can vary by .zip software package.
 
Unfortunately, I have run into situations where I get a .zip file from someone else and the Windows .zip software states that there is an error with the file.  The problem is not encryption.  I have not found the root problem yet as using another third-party tool is usually successful at unzipping problem files.  Next time I run into the problem and the file is not multiple gigabytes in size, I will set it aside for a more detailed investigation.

I typically use the .zip implementation that is provided by Windows XP for convenience and compatibility reasons.  Since I rarely have a need to encrypt files then this simple implementation is just fine.  The XP .zip implementation uses compression method “deflated” from the .zip specification and “normal” for the compression sub-type.  These options should make XP .zip files compatible with all other .zip software, but at the same time I realize they are not all that modern or optimal.

Another interesting thing that I learned while skimming the specification for the .zip format was that 4GB is the upper limit for file sizes.  Definitely something to keep in mind when working with large files like Virtual PC images.

5/28/2005 1:26:22 AM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00)        Indiscriminate Complaints

The word “rebate” invokes a variety of primal emotions, including fear, anger, hunger, and an itchy ancient cortex.  It can also lead to a number of physical ailments including hair loss, old age, arthritis, paper cuts, and sometimes even lockjaw.  While the cure may be many years away, support groups may be able to help.  If you know of any, let me know.

I think that many consumers will buy a product over another similar one because of a rebate offer.  Even consumers that have been burned by the rebate system before will repeat their behavior, hoping that this time they will win the lottery.  They think that maybe there have been enough complaints by consumer groups since their last rebate attempt that it will be a smoother process now.  I have received a rebate before, but it did require a few phone calls, emails, and general fuss to get it.

For me, there may be a certain monetary threshold to cross which forces me to take action like many others.  I no longer buy products just because they have a small rebate attached to them.  I know that it is not worth my time or aggravation.  The sad part is that I am still slightly aggravated because I know that the business marketing teams are winning.  Instead of playing the rebate game to save money, I think I will start a coupon collection.  Just by themselves they are worth something like 1/1000 of a cent.

My most recent rebate redemption attempt starts at Staples.  I purchased a wireless USB Ethernet adapter for my laptop and gathered all of the required rebate paperwork.  Now, at this point, I was not sure if I was going to go through the trouble of filling everything out and sending it in.  However, they now have this new rebate submission process code-named Staples Easy Rebates where you can submit for rebates online with no paperwork or UPC required for mail in.  The submission process was very easy, except for the fact that it took three attempts to enter my information.  After my submission I received this prompt email notice:

Thursday, March 31, 2005 2:25 PM
Subject: We got it. And soon you will get it back.
Thank you for submitting your rebate request(s) through Staples Easy Rebates.
We have received rebate information for the following product(s):
   NETGEAR 54MBPS USB 2.0 ADAPTER
   We will begin processing your request(s) shortly.

Much to my surprise I received this email next:

Wednesday, April 13, 2005 6:42 PM
Subject: The check is in the mail! (Really.)
Thank you for submitting your rebate request(s) through Staples Easy Rebates.
We have processed your rebate information for the following product(s):
   NETGEAR WG111 54 MBPS WIRELESS USB ADAPTER
We have mailed out your rebate, so check your mailbox!  You should receive it shortly. 
Thank you again for shopping Staples and for using Easy Rebates!

They must have some very excitable people writing their automated emails!  I especially like the way they worded their subject line in their last email to me.  Unfortunately, I have not received the rebate check that is currently circulating in the mail system, desperately seeking to get to Washington, hoping dearly to find Redmond, itching to locate my street, and we will see if it ever arrives in my mailbox.

5/10/2005 9:56:05 AM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00)        Indiscriminate Complaints